Curse

Zaklex · Sep 28, 2005, 09:43 PM // 21:43

I win, I got in the last word:

Me:
I don't believe in you
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Dead serious
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Manufactured materials
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I don't go for fashion
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No, I go for comfortable
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. How do you get there?
Me:
Drive
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
You're supposed to know all the gossip already
God:
Perhaps. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Typical
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Eyes
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
Sure, sure you are
God:
It's all good. Hurrah! No I am not.
Me:
You're a phony
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phony? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
That's what they said about HAL
God:
In what context?
Me:
The context of 2001: A Space Odyssey
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Bingo
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
I never mind
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
What's so personal about that? and the answer is No
God:
I have to process that one for a while. No one has all the answers.
Me:
Then you're a falsehood
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a falsehood? Only when it matters.
Me:
If you don't have all the answers, yes
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
You just said nobody as all the answers, which therefore means you are a nobody.
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
Your exact words: "No one has all the answers."

Couldn't respond to that one.

zehly · Sep 28, 2005, 09:51 PM // 21:51

I decompiled that SWF file and it's written in ghetto.

Divinitys Creature · Sep 28, 2005, 10:07 PM // 22:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

I decompiled that SWF file and it's written in ghetto.

LOL, the developer must have had a n00b assistant too

conker · Sep 28, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15

Me:
lalalalallallaala
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
every body is goin 2 da party 2 go have a real good time
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
dancing in the desert to blow off the sun shine
God:
Are we still talking about lalalalallallaala?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, lalalalallallaala sounds like a good topic. ( the sentences i said was B.Y.O.B by System of a down)

conker · Sep 28, 2005, 10:16 PM // 22:16

Me:
is masturbating a sin?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.

conker · Oct 03, 2005, 01:39 AM // 01:39

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/# bump it up cuz its so cool

Lag Hell · Oct 03, 2005, 03:04 AM // 03:04

OoooOOOo, lets keep this thread alive huh?
i kinda like the real god (if he exists) better

TheEPIC · Oct 03, 2005, 03:06 AM // 03:06

Yeah the real God owns this guy. This guy can't answer my questions, he just makes abstract statements.

ManadartheHealer · Oct 03, 2005, 03:37 AM // 03:37

My god pwns your god

Arcien Trueflight · Oct 03, 2005, 03:44 AM // 03:44

My God: BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Your God: O dam! Ub3r [email protected]!
My God: Owndizzled, bitch!
Your God: Im guna tell da admin on u!
My God: I am the Admin!!! HAHAHA Roflsaurus!!!!
Your God: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo........
"Your God" Has been booted from existence.

I present to you: Owned. ^_^

chris_nin00 · Oct 03, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

Hey new person...

WELELELCOMMMEMEMEM TRUEEEFLilghTHTHTH!!!!

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 07:42 AM // 07:42

me:
do you smoke and drink with the devil?
god:
thats poker night, every sunday!

Savio · Oct 05, 2005, 08:22 AM // 08:22

Finally pwned the dumb iGod.

Me:
You're not part of the Village People?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
How often.
Me:
How often what.
God:

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 12:10 PM // 12:10

me:
Am i the "one"
god:
no your not!
me:
Am i the "one" now?
god:
no your not!
me:
Am i the "one" now?
god:
no your not!
me:
Am i not the "one" now?
god:
no your not!
me:
HAHA i made god say i'm the "one", booyah!
god:
prepare to get smitten
me:
you can't smite me, i'm the "one"
god:
then i'll smite everything around you and you'll float in space forever
me:
...

dreamcrafter · Oct 05, 2005, 12:32 PM // 12:32

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Bob
God:
That's a very nice name, Bob.
Me:
I dont believe in you
God:
Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me:
What is a moral person?
God:
I made up a name for you based on your IP address.
Me:
ok?
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Allah
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
german
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
We dont believe in god
God:
Why not?
Me:
because we have money
God:
Good reason. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
what the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO are you talking about?
God:
I don't know what I am talking about. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
hell, yes!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
you do not exist!
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
no, you are just a webh application
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a webh application? I don't know.
Me:
a web application!
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes!
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
trust me, ok?
God:
OK. You sound like a salesman.
Me:
hey, don't insult me!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
really?
God:
Yes.
Me:
I am God!
God:
What's up, god.
Me:
If I am god, who are you?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
you are a computer program
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
tanstaafl
God:
Are we still talking about web application?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, web application sounds like a good topic.
Me:
lets pick another topic
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
what about porn?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
well, thats hardly porn
God:
Well that's okay. Please correct my mistake. What is porn ?
Me:
hmmm... deep throat, I guess
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
You just made a grammar mistake
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
You know which one?
God:
The last one.
Me:
The last what?
God:
Who was that?
Me:
Cid
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
So, how is heaven?
God:
Woe! Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Lot of chicks there?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
How much is one computer year?
God:
A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
Me:
You are not making any sense
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
I guess not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
no, it meant yes
God:
Are you serious? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
me
God:
To you god?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
do you know satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
do you know the devil
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
I'd like to talk to him
God:
Why would you want to do it? Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
Where do I make an appointment
God:
You are asking me where you make an appointment? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
You are god! You are supposed to know everything!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
you are a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because you dont make much sense
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you know any robots who make it? I make artificial sense.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
no you dont
God:
Are you just saying that to argue with me?
Me:
no, I'm saying it, because you make no sense
God:
Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
oooooh, bog
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
for the love of god, quit acting like a total jerk!
God:
You love god quit acting like a total jerk. What do you like about it so much?

.......................

and so on and so on

had a lot of fun with that!

kg_lildude1 · Oct 05, 2005, 12:35 PM // 12:35

me:
God, is the earth flat?
god:
yes, of course it is!